This is Eden. The little lady — not just in stature, but age too (she’s only five years old) — is bringing her “Las Vegas Showgirl Routine” to Australia as part of the first US-style beauty pageant for small children, to be held in Melbourne. Dubbed ‘the prettiest little girl in America’, the pint-sized prima donna commands between $5,000 and $20,000 per interview.
For someone who wears more purple eye shadow in one sitting than I would in my entire life, I get pretty sad. I sure don’t want to see what she’s up to at twenty-one.